Math Jokes

Home About Us Kid Scientists Teachers Parents Cool Links Cool Jokes Cool Volunteers Cool Sponsors

bullet

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

bulletRatio of a jack-o-lantern's circumference to it's diameter: Pumpkin Pi
bullet

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

bullet

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

bullet

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

bullet

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda: 1 lite year

bullet

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

bullet

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

bullet

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

bullet

2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilo mockingbirds

bullet

10 cards: 1 decacards

bullet

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

bullet

1000 grams of wet socks: 1 liter hosen

bullet

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

bullet

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

bullet

10 rations: 1 decoration

bullet

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

bullet

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League