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Two atoms are walking down the street.
​Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a drink.  As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads:  "Great Day Rates,  Even Better NO3-'s"

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Q:  Why did the white bear dissolve in water?  
​A:  Because it was polar.

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Q:  What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? 
A:  A one molar solution.

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Q:  What do you do with dead chemists? 
A:  Barium

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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? 
He just couldn't put it down.

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Q:  If H20 is water what is H204? 
A:  Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

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Q:  Why didn't the chemistry and biology teachers get along?
A:  ​They had no chemistry.
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Q:  Why can't you trust atoms?
A:  Because they make up everything.

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