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Cool Science Jokes

Cool Astronomy Jokes

4/21/2020

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Grade School

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The rotation of the Earth makes my day!
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​Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
​The food is good, but there's just no atmosphere.
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​Q:  Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
A:  It’s a little meteor.
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​Q:  Why does the moon orbit the Earth?
A:  To get to the other side??
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​Q: How do astronomers organize a party? 
A: They planet.

High School

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.  Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.  "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."  Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."  "What does that tell you?"  Watson ponders a minute.  "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that  there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you?"  
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
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The puzzled astronomy student spent all night wondering where the Sun went...
   ...but then it dawned on him.

College

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Flat Earthers have nothing to fear...
...but sphere itself!
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