Cool Math Jokes

Grade School

Q:  Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A:  They already 8.

Q:  What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A:  A roamin' numeral.

A farmer counted 38 sheep in 
his field, but when he rounded them up, he had 40.

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? 
A:  To get to the same side.
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High School

Q:  What do you get if you divide the circumference of an igloo by its diameter?
​A:   Eskimo Pi

Q:  What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
​A:  Pumpkin Pi

Q:  What do you call 1000 grams of wet socks?
​A:  1 liter hosen

Q:  What do you call 10 playing cards?
A:  1 decacards

Q:  What do you call ​0.000001 mouthwash?
​A:  1 microscope

Q:  What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle? 
A:  "You think you're always right!"

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're always plotting something.

College

Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”

Q: Why do pirates like algebra? 
A: Annex marks the spot.

STUDY = DON'T FAIL    (common equation)  
DON'T STUDY = FAIL    (common enough)  
STUDY + DON'T STUDY = DON'T FAIL + FAIL   (axiom)  
STUDY(1+DON'T) = FAIL(1+DON'T)    (factorized)  
divide both sides by (1+DON'T)  
STUDY = FAIL

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