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Cool Science Jokes

Cool Math Jokes

4/21/2020

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Grade School

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Q:  Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A:  They already 8.
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Q:  What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A:  A roamin' numeral.
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A farmer counted 38 sheep in 
his field, but when he rounded them up, he had 40.
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Q:  Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? 
A:  To get to the same side.
                [If you don't get it you should try our Cool Math activity]

High School

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Q:  What do you get if you divide the circumference of an igloo by its diameter?
​A:   Eskimo Pi
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Q:  What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
​A:  Pumpkin Pi
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Q:  What do you call 1000 grams of wet socks?
​A:  
1 liter hosen
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Q:  What do you call 10 playing cards?
A:  1 decacards
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Q:  What do you call ​0.000001 mouthwash?
​A:  1 microscope
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Q:  What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle? 
A:  "You think you're always right!"
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Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're always plotting something.

College

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Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”
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Q: Why do pirates like algebra? 
A: Annex marks the spot.
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STUDY = DON'T FAIL    (common equation)  
DON'T STUDY = FAIL    (common enough)  
STUDY + DON'T STUDY = DON'T FAIL + FAIL   (axiom)  
STUDY(1+DON'T) = FAIL(1+DON'T)    (factorized)  
divide both sides by (1+DON'T)  
STUDY = FAIL
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