Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: How do marine invertebrates pay for their beer?
A: With bar-nickels.
Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk
A couple of biologists had twins.
They named one Mary and the other Control.
Q: What's the best way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the best medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.
Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A: I really like your style.
I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
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