Cool Biology Jokes

Grade School

Q:  Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A:  To get to the other slide.

Q:  How do marine invertebrates pay for their beer?
A:  With bar-nickels.

Q:  Why do centipedes have 100 legs? 
A:  So they can walk

High School

A couple of biologists had twins.
They named one Mary and the other Control.

Q:  What's the best way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A:  Pull down its genes.

Q:  Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the best medical elements? 
A:  Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.

College

Q:  What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A:  I really like your style.

I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.

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