Grade School
Q: What did the boy magnet say to the girl magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were quite repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive. High School
Q: What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs?
A: 1 Fig Newton
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A physicist's favorite bumper sticker: "Absolute zero is really cool!"
A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Q: What is a nuclear physicist's favorite meal?
A: Fission Chips.
What a physicist hears when he watches "Star Wars":
"May the mass times acceleration be with you!"
A man was recently cooled to absolute zero- but he's 0K now.
Did you hear about the physicist who was reading a great book on anti-gravity?
He couldn't put it down. College
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
Dr. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
![]() Schrödinger's dishes: Both broken and unbroken until you open the door.
Q. Why is quantum mechanics the original "original hipster"?
A. It described the universe before it was cool.
There's a new theory of inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
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13 Comments
5/18/2023 09:14:26 am
Loved these jokes. Laughing on the ground out loud. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.
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10/27/2023 11:26:25 am
Einstein developed a theory about space. And, boy, it was about time, too!
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Isaac Newton
1/25/2024 05:40:26 am
Love this har har har.🍎
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am
3/25/2024 02:56:36 pm
Those seems forced
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Mr. Woodard
9/6/2024 12:20:32 pm
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fart
11/13/2024 09:38:40 pm
hey keep up the excelent jokes and keep making these excwlent jokes please.
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Balls
1/9/2025 11:13:40 pm
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birdstalker
1/14/2025 05:49:27 am
What happens if you get slapped at high frequency?
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Me and my colleagues found these jokes HILARIOUS !!!!!!
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Robert Oppenheimer
1/23/2025 02:59:49 am
These jokes are the bomb!!! 🤯💣
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oliver
2/10/2025 01:36:32 am
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Asmit
3/10/2025 12:46:04 pm
Why did the physicists go to space?
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Neutron
3/24/2025 06:53:43 pm
L O L!! LAughed OUT loud!! This was so funny hun keep up the good work! Winky face!
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