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Cool Science Jokes

Cool Physics Jokes

4/21/2020

13 Comments

 

Grade School

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Q:  What did the boy magnet say to the girl magnet?
A:  From your backside, I thought you were quite repulsive.  However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

High School

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Q:  What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs?
​A:  
1 Fig Newton
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Q:  Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?   
​A:  Because it's in the ground state.
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A physicist's favorite bumper sticker: "Absolute zero is really cool!"
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A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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Q:  What is a nuclear physicist's favorite meal? 
A:  Fission Chips. 
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What a physicist hears when he watches "Star Wars":
"May the mass times acceleration be with you!"
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A man was recently cooled to absolute zero- but he's 0K now.
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Did you hear about the physicist who was reading a great book on anti-gravity?
​He couldn't put it down.

College

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Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
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Dr. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.  The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?"  Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
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Schrödinger's dishes: 
Both broken and unbroken until you open the door.

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​Q. Why is quantum mechanics the original "original hipster"?
A. It described the universe before it was cool.
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There's a new theory of inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
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13 Comments
Jack Knoff link
5/18/2023 09:14:26 am

Loved these jokes. Laughing on the ground out loud. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

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Xavier Sallee link
10/27/2023 11:26:25 am

Einstein developed a theory about space. And, boy, it was about time, too!

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Isaac Newton
1/25/2024 05:40:26 am

Love this har har har.🍎

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am
3/25/2024 02:56:36 pm

Those seems forced

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Mr. Woodard
9/6/2024 12:20:32 pm

Hello everyone, My name is mr. Woodard and I just LOVED these jokes. This is how I reached: "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH". My favorite students showed me these jokes and I have been telling the jokes all day to everyone. They say I am "Sigma" and a "skibidi toilet". I am not sure what that means, but I am sure it is something nice.

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fart
11/13/2024 09:38:40 pm

hey keep up the excelent jokes and keep making these excwlent jokes please.

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Balls
1/9/2025 11:13:40 pm


Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. The officer asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" The confused officer says, "You were going 200 kilometres an hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!" The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies. The officer opens the trunk and yells, "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"

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birdstalker
1/14/2025 05:49:27 am

What happens if you get slapped at high frequency?
It Hertz

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Karen link
1/21/2025 05:35:19 am

Me and my colleagues found these jokes HILARIOUS !!!!!!
Before we leave our joke 😝😅 we would like to shout out Oscar forester as he is our true inspiration when it comes to knee slapping and chuckly joke

What does a fruit say as it goes down the slide?



banAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHna!!🍌🍌🍌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😌😌😎😎😎😏😏😭😭😭🥶🥶🥶🤭🤭🤭🤭

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Robert Oppenheimer
1/23/2025 02:59:49 am

These jokes are the bomb!!! 🤯💣

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oliver
2/10/2025 01:36:32 am

heyyyyyyyy i agree with this funny jokes 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Asmit
3/10/2025 12:46:04 pm

Why did the physicists go to space?
They have absolute zero idea.

Why did Planck make Earth’s lot of planks?
Because the planks made by Planck were Planck in length.

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Neutron
3/24/2025 06:53:43 pm

L O L!! LAughed OUT loud!! This was so funny hun keep up the good work! Winky face!

A neutron walked into the bar and asked the bartender " How much for a whiskey ", the bartender replies, " For you? No charge "

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

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